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Apr 9, 2026

HAYES: This Week’s Lore Needs Its Own Time Capsule 

         Time capsule: Florida, United States of America, roughly one week in late March/early April. Do not open this scroll for 100 years.         Gas shot up to $4.30 per gallon […]

Feb 19, 2026

HAYES: Fighting With My AI Email Assistant 

Hey! I’m your AI email assistant. Do you want me to summarize this email for you? No. Your aunt sent her flight times for next Thursday and is interested in getting lunch with her […]

Sep 4, 2025

HAYES: A Short Person Ponders the Leg-Lengthening Industry 

         When I was 16 and applying for my driver’s license, I had to provide my height. No one was behind me with a measuring tape, so […]

Jul 31, 2025

HAYES: Bare Feet at the Airport Taught Us Much About Humanity 

        An old adage in writing says we should show, not tell. Details help reveal the fabric of a person, lending specific flavor to a story. For […]

Apr 16, 2025

HAYES: In Trump’s America, Humor Has One Foot in the Grave 

        “Maybe you just aren’t fun anymore,” a reader wrote to me recently. With all due respect to this reader, are you fun? No, please, are you […]

Sep 18, 2024

HAYES: In the Chaos of Moving, Finding Goodbye 

         I am moving to a new house a few miles away. Apologies to my neighbors who are finding out by reading this. When you live in […]

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